Deceptively simple revenge ideas from Martha Stewart Living

Give me spirit fingers dammit!!: Deceptively simple revenge ideas from Martha Stewart Living

Vandalising carsDamaging somebody's car is a good way of causing inconvenience and mild distress. This is best done when the car is in a stationary position. If your enemy has more than one car, start with the most expensive looking one and work your way downwards.Press a sharp key firmly against one of the car doors until you have scratched beneath the paint. Keeping the key pressed down, scratch the entire length of the vehicle. Use a straight ruler to maintain a neat line. Measure the position of the first scratch and repeat for the other side making sure that both scratches are at the same height. If you have time, let out one of the tires.

I just came across this post in Spirit Fingers' Blog. Having a web site, and...oh yeah...also a blog, dedicated to the humours relief revenge can often give to onlookers, reading this post on her blog had me rolling! It has all the classic time tested techniques for payback but beautifully stylized in the "perfect" Martha Stewart fashion! Hilarious! To top off the fun I was personally enjoying from this spin on revenge, just yesterday I uploaded The Bathroom Wall section to www.makehimpay.net having the sole purpose of defacement in the exact way described as Martha Stewart herself would do it (only I don't measure up when it comes to Martha Stewart "perfection-ing"!) .

A thought of Martha has only made me laugh one other time, so thank you Spirit Fingers!